One of my favorite things to say about this parenting gig is: “this wasn’t in the parenting book!!” In honor of all the twists and turns that come along with parenting, here are a few chapters that would have been really helpful.
- How Many Applesauce Pouches Are Too Many? Spoiler alert: The limit does not exist
- When Did My Pre-teen Suddenly Turn Into An Extra From The Exorcist? A guide for tween proofing your home.
- Why Are You So Obsessed With Me; Parenting the Velcro Child.
- How To Cover Up Scratches and Cuts On School Picture Day: A Parent’s Guide to Contouring and Cover-Up for the Preschool Crowd.
- Convincing Lies to Tell Your Pediatrician About Screen Time Limits; New for 2019, How to Get Your Big Kid to Go Along With Your Tall Tales
- How to Cut Your Toddler’s Nails Without Drawing Blood (Flip to page 20 for a pull-out coupon for band-aids)
- Purging the Toy Room; Tips for Sneaking Toys Out Unnoticed. Author’s preamble of how to survive Ikea storage unit shopping available for all e-books.
- How Long Do I Have to Keep Their School “Artwork”?
- Mastering the Mom Reach; How to Find That Perfect Angle to Hand Off a Snack to the Backseat.
- Best Tips for Navigating the Sign-up Sheet So You Can Get Paper Goods”.
What are some chapters that you could have really benefited from?
